After a long day spent tackling a part fictitious problem for a fully real organization, Mr. D cracks me up. Of course, he has no idea why.
Recruiting season was quite a hilarious ride for me. I didn't expect to enjoy it this much but the unforeseen fun I had did take me by surprise.
Recruiter: I am impressed with your accomplishments. But, your driving experience concerns me.
Me: What are you talking about? I don't have one to concern you
(Recruiter: Precisely!)
Being brown and being tan are not one and the same thing. Or, are they?
S: Hey, you look so tan!
Me: Yep, it's all year long.
S: Wow, really!
Me:!!!
Being Indian in Quebec warrants for some strange culture clashes that later evoke laughter.
J's father kisses both my cheeks as is customary in this part of the world. I awkwardly oblige. Then, he winks and says, "You come from country where no kissing in public, no?". Of course, he knew that and yet...
Mr. D: Do you speak French?
Me: Un pah!
Mr. D: Ha ha! So, you speak English and Indian?
Me:!!!
*****
Recruiting season was quite a hilarious ride for me. I didn't expect to enjoy it this much but the unforeseen fun I had did take me by surprise.
Recruiter: I am impressed with your accomplishments. But, your driving experience concerns me.
Me: What are you talking about? I don't have one to concern you
(Recruiter: Precisely!)
*****
Being brown and being tan are not one and the same thing. Or, are they?
S: Hey, you look so tan!
Me: Yep, it's all year long.
S: Wow, really!
Me:!!!
*****
Being Indian in Quebec warrants for some strange culture clashes that later evoke laughter.
J's father kisses both my cheeks as is customary in this part of the world. I awkwardly oblige. Then, he winks and says, "You come from country where no kissing in public, no?". Of course, he knew that and yet...
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